Think. [Sandy plugs in Christmas lights outside her tree and SpongeBob freaks out] Fire! [The exterior of Patchy's house is shown. Squidward: Alright! Snowball: Yeah! Squidward: Up here, you dunce. [SpongeBob knocks on the door] You might as well take the door. Later] It's about time you got back! Potty: Cookie! Squidward: The poor little guy. Whew! It sure is a magical time of year. Patrick: [grabs a pencil] Yippee! [back at Patchy's house, a sailboat with a homemade Sponge and Pat moves in front of a picture of the island, which has a bunch of presents on it] SpongeBob: What did you wish for, Patrick? Squidward: [gives everything else in his house to the citizens] What was I thinking? His nose was big and he had rosy cheeks. from season two, which aired on December 6, 2000. Life is like a hurricane! Gallery. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? Big Idea Wiki. Hoist the yardarms! Merry Larry and the True Light of Christmas/Transcript Minnesota Cuke and the Coconut Apes/Transcript Minnesota Cuke and the Search for Noah's Umbrella/Transcript A robot, Moby, hears the carolers from his upstairs room. SpongeBob: I'd better get this stuff off of Squid's place. [punches a hole through the clock] A wrist watch. SYLVIA: It's Christmas Day, I never get up before ten. Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays. This is the greatest you could've given me. [pokes his nose and laughs] I knew you were supposed to have a big one, but that thing's gigantic. A Dennis the Menace Christmas; Christmas Holiday Corner; Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat: A Very Marvelous Christmas; Dr. Seuss's Holidays on the Loose; Santa Claus; Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree 2; The Nightmare Before Christmas SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. SpongeBob: Here you go, Patrick. SpongeBob? Patchy: Oh, well. Santa: Dear Squidward, thanks for all your help! Hi Santa... What's your wish? [Cuts to Hans reaching over and ringing a bell. It could be perhaps. Episode. [transition to the musical number, "The Very First Christmas"] SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me. [the words "Happy Holidays" are spelled out on screen] All I want is for you to visit gentle folk here in Bikini Bottom. A … Fat guys get hungry right? Cowboy: I could use a new hat! Am I insane? Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob... [hands him another piece] Thanks. SpongeBob: Great, Mr. Krabs. He pulls up his eye patch and replaces it with a pair of reading glasses with one eye covered up] [puts the letter in a bottle] Patrick, I designed this mechanism specifically to shoot bottles to the surface. Who's there? [Potty squawks, still not letting go] Come on, give it, you birdbrain! SpongeBob: [standing on a table towards Squidward, Patrick and Mr. Krabs] And everyone pretends to like the fruitcake. Narrator: Well, it looks like Patchy's pretty busy at the moment, so I'll say it for him. Welcome Christmas, while we stand. [A mail truck drives through the mountain range. [turns SpongeBob towards the door and pushes him so he walks] And Santa is... oh, his belly was small, but his nose was huge with Christmas joy. SpongeBob: Squidward! did not. The Grinch hated Christmas,. [searches for stuff in his house] Think fast, Santa. For a better-formatted list of episode transcripts from this season, see List of transcripts/season 2. This page is the transcript for "The Christmas Special". SpongeBob: S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-San... ta... [faints] [puts bowl on her head] A new hairstyle. Patchy: Thank you, Potty. [He laughs. It's the North Pole, it's Christmas Day. Games Movies TV Video. Santa's coming tonight.♪ Sounds good. Ho, ho, ho! Patrick: Yeah. Category:Transcripts | Big Idea Wiki | Fandom. [everyone tries to get Squidward outside] Patchy: Back off, you flying freak! Squidward, Squidward! from season eight, which aired on December 6, 2012. SpongeBob: Great, Squidward, you finished. Who's there? Dash: We're Going To Visit Hershey Park For Christmas! Come on! I'll help you get started. Would you look at the time, I should go!♪ Patrick: There's no words on this paper. An animation shows a house on a snowy night. - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts. Lots of other people had traveled to Bethlehem, too. Hi. This transcript isn't tidy! Whoa. Patchy: A very good question. (PBS Kids Theme Song and Title Card) Dash: Hi! Mr. Krabs: Pipe down, Squidward. This is just what I wanted. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Can't you see that I'm busy?♪ Jennifer-Millie: Thank you, Santa. Dash Here! Citizens: C’mon, Squidward! No one quite knows the reason.. Squidward: SpongeBob? An animation shows a house on a snowy night. Santa's coming...♪ The Finster Who Stole Christmas (Episode)/Transcript < The Finster Who Stole Christmas (Episode) Edit. Full credit to the Encyclopedia SpongeBobia for this article's appearance, template and content. Wait! Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays. Cuts to SpongeBob, holding a remote] Zooms out, showing the entire tree, which is decorated with many similar SpongeBob, as well as ornaments featuring Patrick and Squidward, and a few gift boxes] There was a time when no one had even heard of Christmas in Bikini Bottom. [Squidward gives the little girl two forks] Oh, boy! [he makes kissing noises] Come on, who's it gonna be? [starts to write] Dear Santa, what do I want for Christmas, you may ask? With Regina King, Columbus Short, Delroy Lindo, Idris Elba. Welcome in the cold of night. Merry Christmas! The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Squidward: ♪Go away before I harm you bodily!♪ [He dumps garbage on SpongeBob and Patrick] No, not you! Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). Squidward: Yes, it is I, Santa Claus. Happy New Year. Christmas/Transcript < Christmas. 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